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INSTANCE ONE.

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MAY 13th, 1998.
I had that weird dream again. It always came back whenever I got a bit tipsy that night, or worked my butt off at my low-paying job. I imagined a white void, but later on, that exact white would gain colors, first slowly, and then more, and more as it sped up.Eventually at such a idiotic speed It blinded me, forced me to watch, made me scream to stop, until I woke up, bathing in sweat. Today, that last bit happened again.

MAY 14th.
I had it again, two times in a row. Only this time I woke up when it was still very early, 04:12 AM, to be exact. I could not sleep again, so I turned on my computer, fired up my drawing program, and started working. I had some stuff due for my job at the local comic company, which made me enough money to be stable, aside from the fact some colleagues were jerks.
While I was working, I got a strange ad. It told me about the jump to new technology. This ad claimed to have the thing, which if downloaded, would make your computer sentient. Odd, I thought. But my mind at this forsaken hour wouldn't care less. I clicked on it anyway, saw nothing happen, turned the device off, and managed to sleep 2 more hours until I got up again.

MAY 15th. The dream. Again. This time, I woke up even earlier. 04:03 AM. I thought the f*cking dog of the neighbours was at it again, but no. My computer had turned on. Curious, I sat myself down, and pondered. Did something get past it while it was in sleep mode? As I was thinking, a message popped up. ´Thank you for installing us, ______.´ Okay, odd. So now my computer would be self-aware, I suppose. I decided to ask something. ´How to go against sleep issues?´ I asked. Nothing happened, until it suddenly flashed green for just a second, and then a page of all sorts of cures against sleep depravity came up. Amazing. I'm now typing this in the morning, and even now it suggests to me the quickest ways to work as I draw at the moment.

MAY 20th. I forgot to type in more, since I was way too distracted. I was having the time of my life. I got my stuff done with tips I got, got prepped by trying to go to the ones who live next to me to talk like an adult about their dog, and even got good recipes for dinner some evenings. But now, something seems off. My computer would work still, but now as I tried to enter my drawing program, I would get locked out. It's really odd, and I tried calling tech support, but they told me it's a minor issue that gets solved itself over time. I'll just have to
1 up, 1mo,
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wait, then.

MAY 22th. The tech support wasn't lying. I got into my programs again. But just as I started, a knock came on my door. Charles, my old neighbour, was there, yelling and accusing me of apparently killing their dog. I asked them what happend, and he said their dog, Fiddles, suddenly threw up blood last night, and then tried to bite them. Soon after, she would have collapsed and never got up again. I told him I knew nothing, and he went off, cursing about me putting poison in her food. Strange, really strange. Perhaps it is the forgetting that sets in by the elderly. At least I won't complain anymore about the noise that animal made.

MAY 23th. Once more in a while, the dream came back. Now I woke up at 02:34 AM. My screen was on again, and I sat down once more. Only when I started drawing, I couldn't change anything. The only thing that remained was my unfinished drawing of a cartoonish figure I was working on. I tried moving my mouse, refreshing, turning on and off. Nothing happened. As I was pulling out the stops, the computer remained on. But this freaked me out, what I saw. The unfinished figure, who had yet to get arms and eyes, now showed a comically large grin. This wasn't true, it had a frown before. I looked closer, and I yanked my head back as I could've sworn the mouth twitched slightly. I thought I had way too little sleep, and went to bed again.

MAY 25th. Today, the screams started. It was off, but when I plugged it back in, It released a high pitch screech, never stopping, even when im typing this with my ears with quarks. I could enter the program again, but- Wait, I'm getting a notification.

This is insane. The figure from two days ago is still there, but he is off the document. He has his sights ON THE SCREEN. The screams have stopped. All I hear now is breathing, and sometimes a small chuckle? I'm getting rid of this thing. I'm throwing it in the nearest river.

What the f*ck. I got a static shock as soon as I tried picking it up. And the LAUGHED. I'm getting the sledgehammer. I'm done.

POLICE REPORT OF NEVADA, MAY 27TH. UNRECOGNIZABLE CRIME SCENE AT _______________, ___, ___. HUGE BLOOD PUDDLE IN COMPUTER ROOM, UNKNOWN FOOTSTEPS LEADING OUTSIDE. SLEDGEHAMMER TAKEN IN FOR RESEARCH.
0 ups, 4w
Damn
0 ups, 1mo
Interesting
0 ups, 1mo,
2 replies
Can
Can I make puns 🥺
0 ups, 1mo,
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I SEE NO ARMS
I NEED TO MAKE ARM PUNS
RAAAAAAAHHHH
0 ups, 1mo,
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Need a “hand”?
0 ups, 1mo
*BADUM TSSSSSS*
0 ups, 4w
God, right now, a book about puns would really come in handy...
0 ups, 1mo,
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Need a hand? Or two?
Sorry, you're probably thinking: "arm you kidding me?"
Hey, at least I haven't asked for a high-five!
Or a high-zero, in this case...
0 ups, 4w,
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That pun costed me an arm and a leg to understand
0 ups, 4w,
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I think you mean two arms
Because clearly you're unarmed
Unless you're quite the handy man and you singlehandedly disarmed a one-armed... Er... One man army.
What did you say to the guy? Your catchphrase? "You've been disarmed?"
0 ups, 4w,
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Oh, come on, that joke wasn’t that “pointed” out, at least. Hell, It didn’t even cause any “arm”.
0 ups, 4w,
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Why point it out? I'm too traumatized from being forced to join the army!
0 ups, 4w,
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Oh, that really “slapped” you around, didn’t it?
0 ups, 4w,
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Indeed. Funny thing, most cane unarmed. That probably caused them an arm and a leg. Definitely didn't get them a round if applause
0 ups, 4w
Sounds they got clapped, that ought to be one hell of a slap for their emotional system
0 ups, 4w
Wow, look at me, making up for my dad and his absen- I mean lack of telling dad jokes!
0 ups, 1mo,
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Go ahead
0 ups, 1mo
YEYSYDYDHJDJDHDKDKFK
0 ups, 4w
I love how 90 percent of these comments are just arm puns
0 ups, 1mo,
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Ooooo, I like this
0 ups, 1mo
Definitely analog horror material
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