This is the script of Spider-Man as it appears in the film.
Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody said it was a happy little tale, if somebody told you I was just an average ordinary guy, not a care in the world, somebody lied. But let me assure you, this like any story worth telling, is all about a girl. That girl. The girl next-door. Mary Jane Watson. The woman I've loved since before I even liked girls. I'd like to tell you that's me next to her. Aw, heck, I'd even take him.
Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Hey! Stop the bus! That's me. Tell him to stop! Please! Stop! Hey! Stop the bus!
Mary Jane Watson: Stop the bus! He's been chasing us since Woodhaven Boulevard.
Flash's Crony: Catch a cab, Parker!
Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Thank you. I'm sorry I'm late.
Flash's Crony #2: What a geek!
Girl on Bus: Don't even think about it.
Flash's Crony: You're so lame, Parker.
Girl: Would you date him?
Teacher: Midtown High seniors. No wandering. Proceed direct... Knock it off. Remember, it is a privilege to be here. We're guests of Columbia University's Science Department. So behave accordingly. Let's not have a repeat of our trip to the planetarium. Come on people, stay together. Proceed up the steps and into the building.
Mary Jane's friend: MJ.
Mary Jane Watson: Where were you?
Mary Jane's friend: Checking out the library.
Mary Jane Watson: Looking at the books.
Mary Jane's friend: Yeah, right.
Harry Osborn: Charles, can we drive around the corner, please?
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin: Why? The entrance is right there.
Harry Osborn: Dad these are public school kids, I'm not showing up for the field trip in a Rolls.
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin: You want me to trade in my care for a Jetta just because you flunked out of every private school I ever sent you to?
Harry Osborn: It wasn't for me.
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin: Of course it was. Don't ever be ashamed of who you are.
Harry Osborn: I'm not ashamed of who I am. It's just...
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin: Just what, Harry?
Harry Osborn: Forget it.
Harry Osborn: Pete!
Peter Parker/Spider-Man: Hi, Harry.
Harry Osborn: Hey, man. What's up?
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin: Harry! Won't you be needing this?
Harry Osborn: Thanks Dad.
Harry Osborn: Um, Peter may I introduce my father, Norman Osborn.
Norman Osborn/Green Goblin: I've heard so much about you.
Peter Parker/Spider-Man: It's a great honour to meet you sir.
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