them: haven't seen friends in years
you: see your friends every day in school
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1 up, 7mo
Yeah that happened to me once, but luckily we were in the toy aisle when it did and i found a box of Hello Kitty mystery squishies and had enough time to find the one I wanted by looking through the holes in the bottom
Me: mom it's been 5 years can we get out of the mall yet
Mom: ok were done
Me: phew
Mom: *sees friend* wait lemme ask for directions
Me carrying 7000 bags:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO