That's One Less Trainspotter !

1,729 views • 79 upvotes • Made by SardineYoghurt 10 months ago in Dark_humour
48 Comments
CaptainCarpenter
2 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
https://metro.co.uk/2018/01/25/man-hit-train-taking-selfie-survives-7259221/amp/    Here’s what happened to him
SardineYoghurtM
1 up, 10mo
Well, thanks for the full story ... I would award him a Darwin Award (Try harder next time category)  :~)
SimplifiedMemes
2 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
HITLERTHESNIFFLER
0 ups, 9mo
he is
BentleyBro
2 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
FULL LONG JOHNSON!
SardineYoghurtM
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
Sorry, I don't get the reference :~(
BentleyBro
2 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
South Park. In one episode, memes keep getting characters hit by trains, even if there are no tracks, and that's one of the memes, and people in the episode have a tendency to say that before getting hit by the train lol
SardineYoghurtM
1 up, 10mo
I've never watched it ... So thanks for the info !  :~)
Elsuperm1
1 up, 10mo
Ricardo_klement
1 up, 10mo, 1 reply
👍

Peace
SardineYoghurtM
1 up, 10mo
Different Injuns - But worth a try !  :~)
[deleted]
1 up, 10mo
***no one was hurt***😀😀🙂
slingo433
1 up, 10mo
QuantumSnow234
1 up, 10mo, 1 reply
SardineYoghurtM
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
See CaptainCarpenter comment above and follow the metro link !  :~)
QuantumSnow234
1 up, 10mo
Ah ok he survived
Lrb7
1 up, 10mo
BRO JUST HAD A DEATH WISH BUT HE FAILED
Fl9mingSku11
1 up, 10mo, 1 reply
Bro just broke his arm probably
SardineYoghurtM
0 ups, 10mo
Shoukd have been worse !  :~)
Sad_foxy
1 up, 10mo
I feel bad for that guy
some_British_guy
1 up, 10mo
RunawayTrain
1 up, 10mo, 1 reply
SardineYoghurtM
1 up, 10mo, 1 reply
He might have survived as the train spun him around several times...

Let's hope he doesn't reproduce !
HITLERTHESNIFFLER
2 ups, 10mo, 3 replies
I saw blood he's dead
HITLERTHESNIFFLER
2 ups, 10mo, 2 replies
also the train was going 40 mp/h (if your europian 25 km/h) yeah the guy is got to be dead
SardineYoghurtM
3 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
Americans and the metric system ... You never get quite right 

1 Mile =1.609 Kilometres

40 mph = 64.3 kph

here in the UK, We use still use miles  :~)
HITLERTHESNIFFLER
2 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
Oh I didn't know that but all I here is Kilometres in london
SardineYoghurtM
0 ups, 10mo
I live 25 miles away and I did not know that ! 

I think that has all the hallmarks of a very woke mayor !
HITLERTHESNIFFLER
3 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
and if you want to know how I got this information I read alot about trains I am a Train nerd
SardineYoghurtM
1 up, 10mo
There's nothing wrong with that !
SardineYoghurtM
2 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
A Potential Postumous Darwin Award Winner !  :~)
RunawayTrain
1 up, 10mo
Without a doubt!
_.Shiver._
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
he didnt die
HITLERTHESNIFFLER
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
can you survive a 40 mpm move locomotive by having your skull damaged from doing this shit?
_.Shiver._
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
theres a literal article confirming hes alive
HITLERTHESNIFFLER
0 ups, 10mo
wow then he's lucky then not like my friend that did the samething as him there weren't any articles about him and no one recorded kt
Festivised-TF2_Heavy
1 up, 10mo, 1 reply
Festivised-TF2_Heavy
1 up, 10mo
*this is probably what the train driver was like
darking2jarlie
1 up, 10mo
Some problems solve themselves.
SnoopyBeagle
1 up, 10mo, 2 replies
Is he even alive?
HITLERTHESNIFFLER
2 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
nope he is dead the train was at a 40 mph he could not survive also I saw blood when the train ran into his hand then to his head my analysis on this gif is full on dead.
SnoopyBeagle
1 up, 10mo, 1 reply
NICE
HITLERTHESNIFFLER
1 up, 10mo, 1 reply
SnoopyBeagle
2 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
Oh no what have i done
HITLERTHESNIFFLER
1 up, 10mo, 1 reply
You shouldn't have said nice to this comment
SardineYoghurtM
0 ups, 10mo
'Nice' is an appropriate response to someone almost getting killed in the dark humour stream !
SardineYoghurtM
0 ups, 10mo, 1 reply
Who cares ?  :~)
SnoopyBeagle
1 up, 10mo
True
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