too true

la chucaracha la chucaracha dadadadada

I've just got to say, most of my friends (all girls) are the polar opposite. One of my friends broke her ankle and just sat on a bench, crossed her legs, and read a book. Not even crying. Didn't even think it was broken until she got the x-ray. She also broke her toe once and walked around normally for a month until getting it x-rayed and finding out it was broken.
So not all girls act like this :)

I’m now beyond baby r0aches, now the big ones scare the life out of me, especially when I’m taking a shit

Bro

I breed roaches

In my basement

And i just sold some for $100

But I agree with your logic

Also Girls when the lights go out:

not me lol

So true! That's me.

ahhhhh

that my cousin and my little brother

bro in class yesterday one of the girls pulled out a ruler and beat the whole room, trying to get the ant

i said "hey what did it do to you"

she said "iTS UglY"

i said "if ariana grande was ugly would you kill her"

she said "Yes I wOulD"

i said "what in the actual heck"

then the ant landed on me and she broke my arm (it almost fell off)

so i shrugged it off (i have a disorder that nullifies almost all pain and all tempercher which allowed to tank the blow)

to do the extra credit homwork for A++ instead of A+

with my left arm bc she brokee my right arm

DAMN

ya

ya damn

and

and

somhow i still have only a few friends

it would be nice to have more

on the bright side ☀ i got strait a++ on report card

To be fair, I do that too. I fear every bug in existence

*smashes with shoe*

Same, fr fr.

Someone [“kool” annoying kids] KILLED A MOTH AND A FROG
I GRABBED A FRONG IN ELEMENTARY
SO IT WAS ANNOYING SEEING THEM DO IT

Soooo true. I’m pretty sure that’s literally everyone.