Burger King employee

SOME BODY GET THE BIGEST W WE CAN GET FOR THIS GUY

But then he reenters

Nice 👍

Thanks

Yessir
This man deserves a reward

If he bought the house from donations then why'd it matter that he never missed a day of work????

Him never missing a day of work is really good because its a minimum wage job
This means his getting paid like 15$-20$ an hour
This means for every 60 days he earned 900$
If he never missed a day or work, he went 9855 days straight without missing work
So if I didn't do this wrong every 60 days he got 900$
900 x 27y = 869500
which is enough to bye a house
feel free to correct me if I'm wrong
I'm not a math person

Assuming:
(1) the average minimum wage over 27 years is about $10/hr
(2) he works full time and takes a little time off each year for holiday/vacation so that he averages 2000 hours per year

Then the math is:
2000 hours per year x 10 per hour = 20,000 year gross, probably 17,000/yr after taxes and other deductions.
$17,000/yr x 27 years = $459,000.

But who can pay for housing, food, clothing, utilities, medical care, and just plain old expenses on $17k a year? He probably had very little saved up at the end.

If someone is so dedicated to a job that he stays 27 years, never misses a day, and does a good job and makes his boss happy, then I would certainly kick in a few bucks to a Gofundme to buy that man a house!

Bros Albert Einstein

The house?

yes

I assume living in apartment? Bc if not that awkward

Wait... I never thought of the possibility dude didn't have somewhere to go all that time.

Finally.
He has no reason to remain in Frozen Meat Land and can seek a better job.
(sarcasm note: i never tried burger king and I dont even care much)

BK is bad. Every time me and my family have gone someone has gotten sick and thrown up

I only get the stomach gurgles because of the sesame seeds. My body hates most types of seeds.

Ofc, BK isn't for everyone.
Oof
If I gotten sick and thrown up from eating that each time, I wouldn't eat there ever again.
I like BK tho.
What about Five Guys and In-N-Out?

Five guys is pretty good, I don’t think I’ve ever had In-N-Out though.

In-N-Out is actually really good

Very ironic name though, since it takes forever for your order. Always pays off though, at least where I am.

what the f**k is a 'five guys?'

Please be kidding- Five guys is actually so frickin good.

do you live in a cave?

I don't think so...
Also, people have been telling me about a "panda express" restaurant. What is that?

It's sort of a Chinese restaurant with a little vibe of fast food mixed in.

Chinese restraunt

I never had In-N-Out. They're planning on making one probably sometime this year around my area.

I live in Indiana, the most boring state in the entire country! So I will probably never get an In-N-Out!

Aww, lucky. I’ve heard from a few people that it’s pretty good.

In N out of the school

five guys is not okie dokie. the on thing that i can eat there (the grilled cheese) is burnt and not good :(. i've never tried in-n-out tho.

in-N-Out is overrated, the burger patty is so thin and overcooked...

I never had In-N-Out mostly because it's nowhere around my area. I heard and saw about it and felt interested.
Five Guys is good imo.

nobody asked

I went there one time and it was worse than the burgers at school

Nothing is worse than the school lunch.

When I was in Elementary some of the food was actually good

They had the best steakfingers

Nobody asked you to point out that nobody asked

Nobody asked you to point out that I pointed out that nobody asked

Nobody asked you to point out that I pointed out that you pointed out that nobody asked.

Nobody asked you to point out that I pointed out that I pointed out that you poined out that nobody asked

So my wife just asked what I was laughing about. So somebody asked and now the chain is broke.

Nobosy aksed for you to point out that your wife just asked

Actually she did... She asked me to point it out , and to post this response. Check mate.

Burger King is like making a bad decision that tastes ok.