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Might need to use the image description to read it. No secrets though, might make a festive data drawing tomorrow

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Anonymous_Cat M
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Lay: I'll help!

*plugs into data*
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: lay... I'm glad you're trying to help but I'm an expert on this stuff and even I'm having trouble. You're not exactly gonna speed it up much.
AustraliaMan M
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*Liam f**king appears*
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: let me guess, you think you have an instant solution?
AustraliaMan M
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Liam: Not exactly instant.
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: I'd rather do this myself.

If I can crack through EC's precious security systems then that gets me one step closer to finally being better than that THING.

(Data hates him WAY more after being trapped by him for months)
AustraliaMan M
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Liam: It's a firewall right? Don't you need water? *Trollface*
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: if I could move my arms I would punch you right now.
AustraliaMan M
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Liam: Could I at least check what your dealing with?
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: "My intelligence surpasses most"

Tell that to your math. It hasn't been 2,000 years.
AustraliaMan M
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Liam: So you are intelligent, yes you're right. It has been 1033 years since but stilk you get my point
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: no but she's built entire civilizations that are likely able to do that.

Well, if I remember right. Go ask her if you're curious
AustraliaMan M
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Liam: I built an entire empire of just android workers *says in a sort of selfish tone*
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: and that's exactly why I do my own maintenance. so I don't have to listen to you tell me about it over and over and over
AustraliaMan M
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Liam: :I
Still better than you

My initial code was built in 1990, then my creator gave me a physical body.
He programmed me to learn everyday and slowly get more intelligent.

Now, it's the year 3023 right? I have been learning for over 2000 years.

My intelligence surpasses most
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: I'm not sure which is bigger, your empire or your ego.
AustraliaMan M
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*SAP laughing in the background*

*Liam having that sort of embarassed mad face*
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: at least one of you has a sense of humor
AustraliaMan M
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Liam: -_-
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: >:)
AustraliaMan M
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Liam: *rolls eyes* Must i remember you that you're simply a low class sentient android, i could make hundreds of you
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: why would you need hundreds of me?

*Smug face*
AustraliaMan M
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Liam: *insert classic embarrassed mad face* E-rh, I don't!
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: BAM! Three in a row!

*SAP is dying laughing in the background*
AustraliaMan M
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(insert i saw what you deleted meme)

Liam: >:<
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: -_-
AustraliaMan M
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Liam: What? My code is one of the most complex in the universe
(Imma try to make him more selfish, cause he should be like that, also in response to your message that you sent me yesterday)
Dr.Evil-ish M
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(I accidentally added a " when I should've added a *)

Data: >:D
AustraliaMan M
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Liam: Well one thing you have that I don't have, a stationary body. Im always trying to make the perfect body, but i just create prototypes and never finish them. This is my closest try to a finished product
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: well at least you've finally admitted one of your flaws. That's not the only way my body is stationary though

*Badum tsh*
AustraliaMan M
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Liam: bruh
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: I get it. You're old.

My sister, Terra, is also a few thousand years old if I remember right

I dunno I never got the full story ;-;
AustraliaMan M
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Liam: But is she a Trillionaire that has built giant extractors that can harness the energy and power of stars?
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: it can't even fight back though, the only hostile thing in my systems was EC and he's gone now
AustraliaMan M
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Liam: There are other viral AI's in the universe, some are more powerful than you. But my defence will stop any intruder
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: and I won't use it.

*The yellow code disappears*

Sorry, but I still want to do this myself.
AustraliaMan M
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Liam: Either you like it or not, i put defences around you. So that while you're working nothing can attack you
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: well now that EC is gone, I can upgrade my spoon.
AustraliaMan M
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Liam: And here's the hammer *he digits something into a keyboard*

*What data sees is some yellow code being made*

Liam: This is the maximum i can do
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: "it looks like a parasite" YA THINK??
AustraliaMan M
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Liam: There's sign of spread, but it has stopped after EC got out.

Your conscience is clear, but it's locked up behind walls.

Basically imagine you have a spoon and you're locked up in a room with concrete walls.
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: now you know how I felt when he first entered my systems
AustraliaMan M
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Liam: Okay i get it that it looks like a parasite but this is way more than i thought
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: *sigh* fine. Take a look.
AustraliaMan M
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Liam: Okay, let's see- what in the actual f**k
Anonymous_Cat M
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Lay: I brought an axe
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: this is code. Not a tree.
Anonymous_Cat M
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Lay: Well. I can try

*starts hacking away at the firewalls*
Dr.Evil-ish M
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*nothing happens*

Data: -_-

*She materializes a keyboard and small parts of it start flashing green*
Anonymous_Cat M
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Lay: I can keep trying!!!

*keeps hacking away*
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: this takes brains, not brute force.
Anonymous_Cat M
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Lay: Ok, well how can I help?
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: you can help by not distracting me. I appreciate the effort though
Anonymous_Cat M
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Lay: Ima go look through your search history

Also youre welcome
.Cam-Man. M
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Reddit Cam: These morons don't exactly know what Binary code is, I can probably aide in this kinda thing.
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: you know I've done maintenance on Dyson spheres, right? Something tells me this is a bit beyond you.
.Cam-Man. M
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Reddit Cam: I took advanced coding for three years, I could easily hijack an entire planet's atmosphere and bake it so much that it could split the planet in half if I wanted to.
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Data: ... Get the hell away from me

*Astra notices and walks over to help since data can't move*

Astra: who are you?
.Cam-Man. M
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*Reddit Cam steps back, and leaves.*
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Astra: ... Who was that?

Data: probably a psychopath.
.Cam-Man. M
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*Reddit Cam can be seen falling outside for a full second.*
Dr.Evil-ish M
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Astra: ... And an idiot.

Data: clearly.
.Cam-Man. M
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*After a while, a car alarm is heard, before gunshots and shouting of "There he is!" and "Get back here Gas Mask Man, so we can gut you with rusty knives!" erupt.*
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IMAGE DESCRIPTION:
Although data's body has been retrieved, EC didn't exactly leave it in a "usable" state. It'll take a bit of time before data can get past the firewalls and use it again.