We're watching a "clean" version, but still

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huh_neatM
0 ups, 8mo, 2 replies
The only evolution I pay attention to is pokemon
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo
Real
Silly_DipM
0 ups, 8mo
real
.Cam-Man.M
0 ups, 8mo
Jokes on them though, the clean version still has to have something unclean to be historically accurate otherwise Hitler would be pounding beers with Bin Ladin.
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo, 6 replies
Lmao skip class that day

Evolution is for atheists
.Cam-Man.M
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Minos_PRIMEM
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
Nuh uh



Evolution is part of life



When did it say when God made creatures they looked the same way they do now?
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
It didn’t 

It didn’t mention that they changed at all

The only thing that really changed over time is the lifespan of humans because Adam lived for over 900 years ffs
Minos_PRIMEM
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
Just because the Bible doesn't say it happened doesn't mean it didn't happen.



Also evolution takes about 100000 years to happen so 900 years is nothing
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
It probably would’ve mentioned it if it did happen

And plus the earth itself is probably just that old
Minos_PRIMEM
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
Earth is 4 billion years old



Evolution happens over long periods of time so it actually makes more sense the Bible didn't mention it.
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo, 3 replies
Haha wrong



Man was created around a week after the earth was, and according to “science” man was on earth a few billion years after the earth was somehow formed on it own (that is impossible btw) 

So you can’t believe in how the earth was created and believe in how “science” says the earth magically came into existence
Minos_PRIMEM
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
We have no idea how long a day in heaven is



A day in heaven could be hundreds of millions of years



Also it's called the big bang
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo
Here’s my threory

The Big Bang was actually not the thing that created everything but it was more of how God created light, it was like a explosion of light
Apocalypse_BirbM
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
God didn't create earth. God created the inhabitants of earth.



God is life.



God created the first primordial cell, and left it all to evolve.



Would you think that God would discourage something natural like evolution?
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
“In the beginning God created the **heaven and the earth**” F**KING BRUH YOU ARE SAYING THIS DIDNT HAPPEN
Apocalypse_BirbM
0 ups, 8mo
No, im saying that everything in the bible shouldn't be read like a history book. Every word has a hidden meaning.
Apocalypse_BirbM
0 ups, 8mo, 2 replies
Pearl. The bible. Isnt a history book. That's literally the first thing they say to you.



It's a collection of "stories" and reflections. Imagine that the jews didn't traverse the red sea, but the reed sea.
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo
Bruh are you a f**king moron
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo
Also 😐
-.Nugget.-M
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
my pastor is boring as hell tbh

he’s just old and by-the-books
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
Mine has a great sense of humor, him and I even quote Monty Python for fun at times
-.Nugget.-M
0 ups, 8mo, 2 replies
W pastor
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo
Agreed
Apocalypse_BirbM
0 ups, 8mo
You call him pastor? I call him priest
bread.skullM
0 ups, 8mo
i swear if this comment is the reason f**king drama happens…
-.Nugget.-M
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
i believe in evolution, and i’m a Christian
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
No you aren’t
-.Nugget.-M
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
yes i am, and if this is going to start drama then i just might alert evilish.
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
You can’t believe in both

It’s one of the other

I’m just going on a f**king rant rn
-.Nugget.-M
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
Because that’s not how it works, go to church for once to find out
-.Nugget.-M
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
I go to church on a weekly basis.
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
You pay attention to it?
-.Nugget.-M
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
…id say “yes” to win this argument, but I know i’m not fooling anyone
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo
You would learn a lot form church if you pay attention 

(Also one of the reasons I pay attention is because my pastor is a funni guy)
BlookWillRawkYouM
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
What?

Your Pokemon is laughing at you.

You're so wrong!
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
Shut the f**k up
[deleted]
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo, 2 replies
Shut. Up.
BlookWillRawkYouM
0 ups, 8mo
No.
Dr.Evil-ishM
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
Bruh
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo, 2 replies
Everyone and everything is pissing me off
bread.skullM
0 ups, 8mo
yes we know but… you don’t really have to make a big deal about this (again).

i swear, if i lose my shit because of this…
Dr.Evil-ishM
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
It's ok, but you shouldn't argue with people just because they have different beliefs.
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo, 2 replies
All it is, is getting angry
Dr.Evil-ishM
0 ups, 8mo
It's ok, we all have our moments
Dr.Evil-ishM
0 ups, 8mo, 1 reply
I know :/



Just try not to start an argument please
Pearlfan23M
0 ups, 8mo
Sorry, I just have stuff goin on and it’s making me easily angered 😣
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So tomorrow at school... My teacher is gonna make us watch "history of the world, I guess" so we can actually learn about evolution; Lmfao