rage

Me; well he-
Tiktok user; HOW DARE YOU. MY PRONOUNS ARE CAMEL / WALMART BAG

No, Johnny I will not f**king call you "cat/cat's/catself"

he

me: "yeah no sorry i'm not gonna refer you to as xisha/xoshen i'll just go with a good old she-"
tiktoker: "OMG HOW DARE YOU YOUR GETTING CANCELED BY MY 12 FOLLOWERS ON INSTAGRAM"
me: *doesn't have instagram, twitter, facebook, or tiktok for that matter* lol good luck i'll wait

Hey, remember the time she-
OMG IM NOT A SHE, I IDENTIFY AS A COFFEE TABLE/ CHANDELIER AND YOU SAY IRT OR YIRT YOU FA-

"Uhm actually I identify as a red lion and my pronouns are homo/sexual"

i wanna comment something but idk what to comment so imma comment this

Ok.

"Sup bro."
"Um, actually, I identify as an Austrian Chicken McNugget from McDonalds. My pronouns are Ronald/McDonald, and my family hierarchy comes from a long line of various proportions, such as a windmill, a Halo 3 rat, and Block #112334323122322 from the 2011 sandbox videogame Minecraft."
average conversation with a tiktoker

if only tiktok was replaced with vine

I swear