what happened to your tagline you decrepit fossil? You're so f**king old you should be in a museum marked as an 'original specimen'. You're so f**king old, in fact, that whenever people see you walking around with that ugly-ass posture and that stupid face they ask you if you're ok.
But are you ok? Nah. Next moment you could be in an ambulance getting wheeled off back to the prehistoric excavation site where they found you.