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If anyone owns a pet uzi, can someone tell me how to feed it cheese?

1,743 views 50 upvotes Made by Hyperfish 1 year ago in Murder_Drones
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7 ups, 1y
the one thing NOT to do, cut a hole in the place of the mouth
the one thing TO do, conduct a ritual to bring her to life so she can eat
4 ups, 1y
Melt the cheese with hydrogen bombs first
Then feed it to her
3 ups, 1y,
2 replies
Cover it in oil and watch her turn into a weird dragon thingy
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
this man right here speaks novels of truth.
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
The novelty is real. Side effect: she night try to kill you :)
1 up, 1y,
2 replies
she might will kill you.
0 ups, 1y
0 ups, 1y
She will most definitely kill you
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
mecha ridley
0 ups, 1y,
2 replies
But cooler
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0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
yes
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0 ups, 1y,
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0 ups, 1y
lovely
0 ups, 1y
Ip grabber
0 ups, 1y
See ya soon n
0 ups, 1y
[deleted] M
0 ups, 1y,
1 reply
Bros revived
0 ups, 1y
Who, Ike?
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1 up, 1y,
1 reply
up the a**
1 up, 1y
1 up, 1y
If I owned a pet Uzi then all my batteries are gone
1 up, 1y,
1 reply
You're doing it wrong, this is how
0 ups, 1y
wireless cheese
comes with bluetooth and a personal hotspot
0 ups, 1y
You stupied
0 ups, 1y
Put the cheese into an air humidifier
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0 ups, 1y
Uzi Abuse
0 ups, 1y
It’s quite simple, really. Blend it and mix it with some oil.
0 ups, 1y
You gotta cut the cheese into tiny pieces
0 ups, 1y
sry idk
0 ups, 1y
you cant shes lactose intolerant
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0 ups, 1y
Feed it to her gently rather than throwing it at her.
0 ups, 1y
You need to gently feed her and not throw it at her, that usually works
0 ups, 1y
it wont ea
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0 ups, 1y
She hates cheese feed her fried chicken alternatively
0 ups, 1y
SHE EATS BATTERIES SCHTOOPIDD
0 ups, 1y
Put it in a blender and inject her with it
0 ups, 1y
Simple, shove the cheese down her throat
0 ups, 1y
Make Uzi starve, eat all the cheese infront of her and after a month she will eat it
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