crazy

Quoting a meme I saw here I think last year:
Roses are read, my dog just got loose, your wii is not thirsty, it doesn't want orange juice.

Roses are red, the sun isn't shining, and my mental health is rapidly declining

here's one my family's known for a while: roses are gray, violets are gray, i am a dog.

That is... so moving

So f**king moving

Bro are you ok

do not use your Wii as a parachute

do not hit your Wii with any medieval weapons

do not bring your Wii to war

Why can’t I bring my wii to war?☹️

vietnam is a wet enviroment so idrk if bringing ur WII to the vietnam war era in the 60's will work

I'm watching this GIF as Mr. Blue Sky plays in my head. Perfect.

Love that song.

My fav is the Wii soldier one, where is the Wii going, Wiitnam

lol

No giving it orange juice, no dating it, no exposing it to hot or cold, no swallowing it, no smacking someone with it, no hitting it with a mace, no putting a 4 leaf clover in it, no turning it into a living creature, no wearing it, no skydiving with it, no nursing it, no sending it out to war, and no using it as a toaster

Dam Nintendo ruining my fun with all of these rules

Don't propose to your Wii

Don't eat the Wii

Don't feed the Wii chicken wings, it will cause it to turn into a dragon

Have you watched Gremlins before?

roses are red violets are blue your wii does not want orange juice

that would be my question since some of the things not do on there is rather C R A Z Y

are*

They were on some good shit

Alright I’ll make sure not to send my Wii to war

Don't eat it

Don't raise it up

Don't hit it with a mace

Don't give it luck

Don't give it animal powers

Don't use it as a hat

Don't use it as a parachute

Don't give it time to sleep

Dont bring it to war

Don't make it a toaster

Don't feed it orange juice

And don't make balance with cold and heat with it, just saying, it'll gain elemental powers

And don't marry it

There's one thing forgotten in the gif... :maniacal laughter goes here:

Oh no

*Places pancake inside to play the adventures of super pancakey(Ref to a certain book)*

Well you got to give it time to sleep otherwise *hears my wii* BRO ITS GOING TO BLAST OF-

Relatable

n-nno, s-s-ir

*Insert a lot of death and stabs*

lol

HOW THE HE DOUBLE CHICA ARMS DO YOU GET A WII IN UR THOUGHT

you swallow

Quoting a meme I saw here I think last year:
Roses are read, my dog just got loose, your wii is not thirsty, it doesn't want orange juice.

man tonight was our first date too dawg

why would you, pour oj on your wii, propose to it, go outside with it, swallow the controller, hit someone with the controller, hit it with a mace, put a 4 leaf clover in it, make it a dragon, put it in a pillow case, sky dive with it, put it in a blanket, enlist it in the military, and make toast with it.

put it in a blanket if its exposed to cold weather

Goofy

do not bring your wii into war

Why? :[

Some rules are understandable. Most... are made by a person high on coke.

might be me fr