How I write a report

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87???

I AM CURRENTLY PERPLEXED IF THAT IS AN EVENT FROM THE HIT 2014 GAME FRANCHISE FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S, SPECIFICALLY THE COMMONLY JOKED ABOUT EVENT THE BITE OF 83', MISTAKEN FOR THE BITE OF 87' BY POPULAR GAMING CONTENT CREATOR; MARK EDWARD FISHBACH, MORE COMMONLY KNOWN ONLINE AS MARKIPLIER

OMFG THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT EVER-

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This is so relatable

exactly

When the teacher gave me a vicabulary list and told us ro write a sentence with each one and I didn't know the meaning of one of them, I'd just pu "I do not know the word ____" It was foolproof until my mom saw it.

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one day in the year 1987, a true tragedy fell when he died.

The calling of death came upon him in the year before 1988

the grim reaper thought it was time for him to be unalived in the year that is known as 1987 in the Roman Calendar.

His death took place in the year 1987

(For essays when you need a certain word count)

In the year of 1987, a true tragedy took place when he answered the call of the Grim Reaper and fell to death

Indeed

His tragic passing took place in the year 1987
(More words)

I need to start using that.

His time arrived exactly in the year 1987

HE DIDED IWHEN TO DO IS OMH MY GOD AIHS HOS IREEELA3#ERELATBLE AM I RAIRHIGT!

The sweet embrace of death unfortunately took him away from this earth in around 10 years before the year 1997 occurred.

I do that too

Honestly, I just made a few words fancier and switch's positions of them and badabing, badaboom, you have an essay

Also meeting the word count

Exactly

Frfr

meme

Rip Jeremy Fitzgerald (if you get the reference you get the reference)

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Me: "He pulled an UNO reverse card way back in 1987."

UNO REVERSE card on life