I tried it once.

Fun fact, if you are black and exist, a scary creature called police will kill you!

can confirm, I turned into woody

Why havent i been on cursed comments yet 😭

They wont kill you because they dont know where the bomb is, shooting you could trigger the bomb and you may have a deadman switch.

1. You are accurate
2. I like your username
3. I thought your profile was dead

1. Yes
2. Thanks
3. I come back every few days now that im in in-person school, I was in online school when I was really active

My mom was once at a police station when with people making a report. The cop offered them a ride home, and my mom yelled "SHOTGUN!" meaning she called the front passenger's seat. Probably not something you should yell at a police station though 😂

For the record, nothing bad happened because of that. It's more just something I like to bring up because it's a funny story lol

I have a similar story. My grandpa used to work in the navy, and whenever my mom wanted to ride passenger she couldnt say "shotgun," instead she had to say "rifle" or sometimes something like "icbm" if he was feeling funny.

wut...

idk

I did that once but the funny thing was I was telling the police that was my friend Jack and I yelled H-I Jack not High Jack

it's true I tried it

At 2:30, I heard someone say sm scary

if u go onto the internet and try to restart the soviet union, a scary creature called NATO will kill u!

relatable

"I tried it once" Bros a ghost?

guys is this real?

fun fact: If you shit in the kitchen sink and yell amoungus 69 times a scary creature called mom will come and knock you out and you will end up in a super secret mario level called the orphanage

fun fact if your a chocolate people then a scary monster called "police" will beat you up

i did this too. except i had an actual bomb

\̵͇̿̿\з=(•_•)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ My name is jeff. copy and paste me 10 times around Imgflip to have the love of your life kiss you, you have 120 minutes to copy and paste this, if you fail to copy and paste this in 120 minutes you will be cursed for 1 year, and have horrible bad luck, your favorite pet will die, and you will break your arm, Since you have read this whole thing there is no turning back.

Me being white:

i kant breef!

\̵͇̿̿\з=(•_•)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ My name is jeff. copy and paste me 10 times around Imgflip to have the love of your life kiss you, you have 120 minutes to copy and paste this, if you fail to copy and paste this in 120 minutes you will be cursed for 1 year, and have horrible bad luck, your favorite pet will die, and you will break your arm, Since you have read this whole thing there is no turning back.