NPC 1: “My wife drowned in raspberry jam.”
NPC 2: “Terrific! Have you seen the latest fashion?”
NPC 1: “The neighbor’s dog is really fat for some reason.”
NPC 2 again: Delicious!
NPC 1: You like my wife’s new dress?
NPC 3: Wait what? I thought The Rock died last year?
NPC 2: The graveyard was robbed last night.
NPC 1: By the way, can I get my shovel back?
NPC 3: This is going In Cursedcomments ain’t it?
NPC 2: I do it with ketchup!
NPC 1: I really need to stop drinking…
NPC 4: It’s really good with bananas.
NPC 3: The toilets at the hotel are broken.
NPC 4: My aunt’s getting married!
NPC 2: I’m getting married!
*NPCs 2 and 4 begin fighting*
NPC 3: Welp, time to go pick up my daughter from school.
NPC 7: Give her a kiss from me!
