So many people are intensely focused on their mobile devices, so it would not surprise me if he was concentrating on his device and was too distracted to notice that he forgot his pants.
Also, does this mean that Wal-Marts do not sell jeans?
I might understand if the rips were somehow reinforced, and weren't literal weaknesses in the product that might mean they only last a day before becoming unwearable.
hahha! i truly Laughed Out Loudly when i read this. It is so true, too! When i was a lad i remember running around outside and getting authentic rips and tears on the clothes, and not getting already ripped ones. A self-made ripped set of pants show that they are being used well.
Look at the sadness on this web-site: :-O.