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I was the first one here to do that.
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John: But with all that power you're just gonna let it go to waste?? It's still all our research and data!!
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Collector: buddy, a lot of what I've done has gone to waste. You ain't special.

Entire solar systems I protected for hundreds of years, all destroyed in a matter of days.

Protection spells that used to be impenetrable, now all get bypassed by literal memes.

And...

No, that last one isn't your concern. Not yet.
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John: You know we are still keeping a few particles, you can get the entire product, but we are keeping some particles of it
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Collector: ... Acceptable.
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Random scientist: You know one particle has the same power of all of it

John: Bro shut up!
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Collector: (to self) maybe I am a fool...
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John: Maybe
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John: Yeah but me mostly need unstable atoms
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Collector: easy. I just need to do a bad job making them.
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John: Unstable atoms and turn into stable atoms in any time! We need something to keep them unstable
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Collector: you're just trying to make things more complicated aren't you.
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John: No? I'm just saying that we are trying to harness the power of Infinity, of INFINITY, the strongest power that can be created
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collector: and just with that sentence you've proven i am stronger than it. "created"

creation.

if it was made by the crystal, it can likely be defeated by it.
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John: Ya think we can just grab it? It's a natural force, you cannot contain something that's everywhere, but we studied it for a long time

Now we have the data necessary to recreate it in lab
*Some paper files fall from his hand*

*On it, it reads: Anti Infinity proj-*

John: Whoops
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collector:
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John: Thats nothing in swear!

*He picks it up*

John: The power of Infinity will be the strongest ever obtained, and i kinda lied

To harness the power we need to create a specific particle, and with thay particle it will absorb the power of Infinity that is everywhere and will contain it
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collector: and judging by that other paper you plan to destroy the particle.

don't take me for a fool, john
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John: T-That is t-the Negative I-Infinity p-project!

It's even stronger than normal I-Infinity, but we can focus on the normal one!!

When the particle is formed, it might cause a hypernova, and followed with a singularity, thats the 70%, but!!!! It's needed to cause that reaction, or else it won't absorb Infinity
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collector: if you're making negative infinity you won't be able to harness it even if you contain it.

a machine cannot use a negative amount of power, therefore it's practically useless. on top of that if you're using the same method as this one you're just making the strongest black hole in existence.
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John: Let's forget about that one

You focus on finding somewhere to make this reaction happen, we are still trying to harness the power of Infinity after all
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collector: yeah i get it.

as i mentioned before i have several spare pocket dimensions, so i'll just use one of those.

also, CONTAIN, not harness. there's somebody looking for this, remember?
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John: contain right...
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Collector: I'll build you a Dyson sphere. I won't just let a planet go without power.
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John: Well, that power is stronger than anything else, why can't we use it
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Collector: because power corrupts. If we just gave the power of infinity to someone and told them to kill the person who was looking for it, they'd probably just start abusing the power before they even find them.
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John: You should start from the fact that the chances of surviving it are less then 0.000001%

Just absorbing the power can kill you, let alone keep it for more than a minute! I don't know about you, but if i would use it, it would kill me!
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Collector: if they're looking for it, they probably know what they're doing.

It'd be best to play it safe, and put it in the realm of creation.
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Now you have two objects of Complete destruction and soon also the power of Infinity

John: Ey mate, how's the work going with the core
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Collector: it's complete, but I can't give it to you. Apparently someone is looking for infinity to gain it's power, so I'll have to contain it, and then put the core in the realm of creation.

BUT

Since your planet still needs power, I'll build you a Dyson sphere around the star it orbits.
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John: Ya know we still gonna research it and harness it
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Collector: the risk isn't worth it.
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John: I mean we still gotta find it, we need a specific environment, just creating one particle of infinity can destroy EVERYTHING, creating a hyper massive singularity
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Collector: *holds up the core (it's shrunken down)*

Tell me what environment to make.
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John: Sterile environment, possibly a small lab, the containment room needs to have magnetic fields, keeping the particles away from any matter, we have some fully functioning Magnetic Matter Distortion Rods, MMDR for short, which can keep the particles in place while we work on them, we need many instruments and many materials, too many materials, and finally it needs to be located somewhere so far away that if something went wrong, NO ONE would be hurt, we have a HMDS back at our labs that can make a portal so the rest it up to you
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Collector: I have several pocket dimensions we can do it in, I'll gather the supplies and tell you when I've contained infinity.
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John: I think you'll need our help to actually find it, since we are doing research from 42 years, we have found some formulas that could work, we would need different atoms mostly hydrogen
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Collector: you do acknowledge I can just make some hydrogen, right?
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POV: every eggyhead boss in existence
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Ong
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All the crystals are the same f**king thing, that gem that appears in the Sims logo but with different colors
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Larry just uses his dimensional diamond to his advantage
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ong, this trope is annoying
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I have an OC which is basically indestructible by any kind of force so it’s a reason why he isn’t here, this has nothing to do to this but with power in the question I kinda wanted to do it, just pass by this comment
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get real
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ong
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My OC being powered by a mask which has sadness and anger in it: I don't understand this message.
(If you don't understand, my OC wears a mask I call Aroj's Mask, which is similar to Majora's Mask)
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Technically pearls aren't crystals
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only crystal im powered by is crystal meth
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Mine are alive knife and robot pug
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