But I can't die!

F**k you dad

SON?!

*grabs lighter*

Oh shoot-

*maniacal laughter*

We can talk about this! Think about what you're doing!

I did think about it

I'm outta here! *run*

*chases*

Omfg what did I come across 😳

You may try!

Alr peepaw

That's an old photo.

As a person who stalks you 24/7, I can confirm that you, William Afton, so actually look like the burntrap picture above

AAAAAAAA

omg hey nom nom

What

yk

I'm William Afton, not some idiot named nom nom. His parents are terrible for naming him that. Should be named Micheal, or Elizabeth.

whad

I must say, though. Your username has given me a new idea for a new animotronic. How funny. I must say, you seem quite nice.

Not like those idiots who banned me the second I stepped foot into a new stream. Those people couldn't handle my genius, I guess.

what

I was scrolling through the streams and I found a strange stream named "Imgflip bossfights."
I, being considered a bossfight by...many people for some reason, wanted to find others who shared that title. I would not say to go to that place, because they banned me on the spot.

they thought it was nom nom

Would you tell him?

I don't know who this "Nom-nom" person is, but he has certainly given me a bad rap, and I won't let him do that. If you can tell him that I want to speak to him, I'd be thankful.

My thoughts exactly.

You aren't as scary as other people/animtronics!

aight homie i gotchu

JOKES ON YOU I WANNA DIE

NO

YES

NO I WILL MISS YOU

why?

YOU IS MY FRIEND

I "can" die but it is very rare since my body is built to withstand very hard forces

I saw this for the first time seven days ago, it won't kill m-

try