Teacher: You can't hear muted videos
Me:

EXACTLY

I’ve seen that video!

Not that video, but one with the same audio

Yes

For a split second at the start he looks conflicted lmao

"sup kid, trick or yeet?" "yeet?" "yeet it is then"

I would prefer trick, actually.

(*Megalovania starts playing*)

Me who has never actually completed genocide: "well I beat jevil and Spamton NEO, this shouldn't be too hard"

sans only does one damage when fighting you.

Oh right. Because I never did genocide, I don't have that kind of (theorized) KaRma.

"Yoshi!" *My last words before I take 1 damage due to never completing the genocide route*

you still started it correct?

So then you still receive a bit of karma, just not as much as you would have from reaching sans.

Me on the other hand would have a great deal of karma, as I have killed sans 12 times in a row without dying, or completing the run.

I am aware. I got to undyne so I would have about 50% the karma of a genocide completer. Then I did true Pacifist and kept flowey's request, probably dropping my karma down to 40%

I would have about 500% karma, as I will still continue my sans kill streak =)

There is a pipe bomb in your mailbox.

I return to sender

The return to sender address is your house!

what house?

That dumpster

What dumpster?

Your house

Who said I live in a house?

Your house is that dumpster

I pick instant noodles
*shoves whole box of ramen down my throat*
...they're better dry.

Sorry, am I not serious enough? Not like anyone died via me or anything-
...okay, Jerry was not spared, but that's it.
*sliceth le blaster*

Why you trying? If I'm able to chat with the strongest person down here while fighting them, don't ya think I'm holding back?
*2 damage dealt*
...ehh, not bad for the size.

...I don't have a SOUL to turn blue. It was stolen by some kid in a striped shirt after they said they had theirs taken away by some kid in a striped shirt. Therefore, such magic is useless.

*catches a bone and parries the rest, at the cost of 3 hp*
...better than last time, but..
this kinda hurts to hold.
*snaps and drops*

Then why did some other guy choose knife and you went along with it?

okay then
*pulls out glocc*
Dodge this, you filthy casual.

Oh, did my 'bang' flag miss its target?
Interesting. I'll have to place it in my special collection of weaponry.
*throws into Waterfall's trash heap*
Uhhhhhhhh anyway
PIRANHA GUN! (oh no...) FIrEs LivE PirAnHAs-
Idfk

No, this is just a prototype. It doesn't reload easily, I have to stuff the thing back in.
Well, you would be fine, they don't chew through bone. I don't think. Anyways- new weapon.
*le katana*

trick or yeet?

How about neither =)

I pick Knife

I've killed sans 12 times in a row without dying, I think I can handle a few blasters.

R U N

*I come to back up sans with my experience with Deltarune secret bosses*

I've beaten those too...

But can you beat Spamton NEO in one attempt? (I'm assuming you can)

I haven't played Deltarune that much, so I'm not use to the bosses there like I am to the ones in Undertale

I have 3 times as many hours in Deltarune as I do in Undertale, so I am really used to the combat system.

I actually can't beat him in one attempt, he is much harder than sans

Srsly bro? I can beat Spamton NEO in 1 attempt. And I suck at dodging

You're really getting tired of me, aren't you?
have you noticed my lack of using the fight button?
I've just been screwing with ya for this amount of time.
*starts riding a blaster*
WEE-

Whomst has awoken God?

Don't know

It appears you are fighting Sans.
Would you like it to be harder?

Practically just playin with dis man, if I wanted to he'd already be hit. Sure.
...would be nice for an actual challenge.

Contact me in DM's if you want a challenge.

yeet?

oops...