it was more then a fart...

Hear me out. Instead of Noot Noot how about Toot Toot.

lol

my teacher lmaooo lol?

lol

genis

It's one of those farts that could kill cancer.

The kind of fart that turns all the plants in the house yellow.

The kind of fart that could strip the varnish off an office desk.

The kind of fart that could eat the stitching out of a pair of Levis.

A fart that could end a marriage.

Hey, come on, dude. I never made any implications about your weight. It's not even really a factor, some people just have farts that could be declared a war crime by the Hague.

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said, "Yup" what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Why are you spamming all star

when you say the world is gonna roll you, do you mean...
never gonna give you up
never gon-

no chain

yes chain

broke chain

fixed chain

nah

no chain

no

CHAIN

nah

This has happened to me more than twice.

nooooooooooo

"Oh no, It's coming..."

Yeah, I couldn't believe I made a new form of atomic energy.

Well shit

It's time to review your fiber intake. It might not be necessary after all to eat an entire wicker swingset.

LOL man