Ur so ugly, When you looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Ur so ugly, the whole planet faked the quarantine just to get you to put on a mask.
Ur so ugly, Halloween was moved to your birthday.
Ur so ugly, when your mom gave birth to you, not only she died, but ur dad and the doctor too.
And lastly, you haven’t touched grass in 5 years so go get a life please I’m begging you