...are you serious? ...alright. The Chicken Nugget Monster is, quite simply, a small chicken nugget that roams the earth seeking people to devour. It comes in a variety of flavors depending on its prey's taste: salty for humans, sour for trolls, and so on.

hahahahaha

yes no, we're not! they are

Common sense

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real.