Pardon me while I ASCEND THROUGH THE F*CKING FLOORBOARDS!

Pardon me my good sir as I intend to intend to incinerate the surrounding forest and eliminate all life forms in a radius of 1.2 square kilometers 🍵🧐

Excuse moi, my dear friend, but I wish set ablaze the area around me you call a "forest" while bringing an end to everything that is living called an "organism" inside of a massive area with the length of about 0.7 miles around me.

*my dearest apologies my companion, but I wish to ablazen the area of large vegetation around me in a radius of 7.5 kilometers, possibly harming organisms dependent on aerobic respiration within said area

Pardon me my good gentleman as I shall carbonize the surrounding forested area named as an "Old Growth Taiga" without consent from its unwilling inhabitants. Accept my apologies sir as this could possibly cease the life functions of hundreds of innocent creatures by halting their aerobic breathing processes or turning all organisms in said forest into a pile of formerly respirating ash, which could include your beloved "Canis Lupus Familiaris", otherwise known as your dog.

Okay you win.

Pardon me dear companion, but I feel the need to turn the whole local vegetation into charcoal, which will put you in an inconvenience. Therefore I shall amend into the ozone, and have this small amount of charcoal and a mineral named iron to aid me in this mission.

im commiting arson

spectator mode

I’m that friend, I did that yesterday

Fr

Too true

LMFAO

Relatable

This happens every time me and my friend play Minecraft

Ong 😭 like I just want a cool real survival world without cheats and then she turns on creative because she is too impatient to get materials on her own or says something like " the first Dimond we find is mine"

FINALLY IM NOT ALONE.MY BROTHET DORS THAT EVERY TIME

jesus christ get an autocorrect

then they have full netherite amor and loot In a chest

me af

Me.

Ikr he does that all the time

I’m that friend. Except I’m sneaky about it. I actually put it on survival, but I enable cheats and when they leave I use commands to give myself small quantities of items, just enough to not arouse suspicion

And then they get full netherite..