I've come to make an announcement:
Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherf**ker, he pissed on my f**king wife!
Thats right, he took his hedgehog f**king little quilly dick out and he pissed on my f**king wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "Thats DISGUSTING!"
So I'm making a callout post on my twitter.com
You have a small dick, is the size of this walnut except WAYYY smaller, and guess what? Heres what my dong looks like:
*explosion noises*
Thats right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows! Look at that! It looks like two balls and a bong!
He f**ked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna F**K THE EARTH! THATS RIGHT. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS!
Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth... I'm gonna go higher...
I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!!
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the Earth, now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too!