if someone says "did i ask" respond "you just did" cause they had to ask if they asked, meaning they did. if they say "your mom gay lol" respond with "which one" if they say "ok and" respond with "and, *insert reasonable argument here*" if they say "no one cares" say "well someone cares because apparently you care enough to respond"
Say something like this (this is from a previous argument I had lol): "Okay and what? I've gotten my point across to you and you want more info? Wtf? I'm not an expert on this. If you really want more info, go look up a wiki or something."