Me: *says literally anything*
Mom: DON'T YOU GET SMART WITH ME YOUNG LADY
Me: All I said was I want dinner!
Mom: YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR A MONTH!
Me: *looks at her like she's crazy*
Mom: Go on now, fix yourself some dinner.
Me: *sighs, then starts to walk away*
Mom (in her head): So ungrateful. She should be grateful that I punished her.