roast me and my lemur bc im bored as hell

Lemur's as fake as the hair.

oop-

dangit i was gonna say that

Don't be ashamed of who you are, that's your parent's job.

Oop-

Childhood ruined

https://www.google.com/search?q=don%27t+be+ashamed+of+who+you+are+that%27s+your+parents+job&rlz=1CAJIKU_enUS987&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiX2fKttsv1AhV-k4kEHayOAssQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1366&bih=768&dpr=1&safe=active&ssui=on

try something original

Nobody said it had to be original, dumbass.

it not a roast if it not original dumb*ss

Why are we arguing about this?

we aren't just telling you your roast isn't a roast

Well, can we stop? I don't feel like defending my point anymore really.

depends

which one is which?

wow

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like the guy from blues clues but in a blue shirt?

frfr

fr tho

Do your parents run a foster home for failures?

yes

Did it take you a week to find a better friend than that lemur or sum?

yuh

16 and still uses stuffed animals to go to sleep at night. sad

Lemur hates you so much he won't even stay on

i would hate me too

welp, might as well uninstall then, eh?

oh no cring

you look like the character from GTA 1 but retextured.

Bros so lonely he has to have a stuffed lemur as a friend…tho the lemur doesnt like u like everyone else…

tru dat

as old as the camera quality

chromebook camera

Wow...

yuh

ok

which one are you?

the lemur

"Day 5844, no friends, I still don't think this inanimate plush even likes me, either."

lmao

Your so lonely, that lemur is the only thing keeping you company.

tru

is that lemur on drugs?
and why do you treat it like it's real

i was bored and in quarentine
so i was bored as HELLLL

...
understandable quarantine is horrible

lemur's as fake as your girlfriend

bold of you to assume i have a girlfriend

thats the point

lmao