Mad Dad

off the mountain

first i should have atleast a dollar

when you’re poor and your child spends $3000 on games:

how
i dont even have a dollor

buttons click even if you can’t afford stuff

how

bc gaming companies don’t care if you go into debt as long as they make their bucks.

i have no debt or credit card

hmm

lol

i have a bit of money and my mom keeps it all day

Pain

Oh shit

younger brothers be like that too

well it's easy to not think about spending others' money
Just wait till u spend yours tho

I can never take and waste other people's money

Smae

Never give Roberta Money

what about asian moms

well i can’t speak for that besides what i’ve seen from asian youtubers

trust me it's not fun having asian parents, what you see online is merely a fraction of their power

Asian grades
A-accurately done
B-Beatings for a month
C-Crack to head with book
D-No dinner for a month
F-No longer a part of the family
(This is for joke purposes only)

so true

lol

the fact u have to say its a joke :(

I dont feel like getting cancelled

cancelled smanshelled
wtf does ¨cancelled¨ even mean .-.
are they gonna cancel ur existance? thats not very nice :(

No just melt like snowflakes and then i have to deal with comment bans

oh .-.

ppl get triggered easily nowadays and try to write others off as human beings bc they either 1) don't have identical brains, or 2) made a joke that some would deem offensive

People like that don't understand how the real world is like

smae, I've nvr even downloaded that hellhole of an app

Girls like this exist on Twitter

i agree but sadly that's the majority of the internet today (*gazes at Twitter*)

I know right, good thing I don't care for Twitter at all

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Twitter created the Ignorant Angelina Meme

That pic is always funny, sad to believe these people exist

I think so too lol
and same

LOL

asian parents never let their kids play video games

What about E?

E isn’t a grade

They skip the E to get to the Failure

What does E mean?

E isn’t a grade

o i believe you
TV and internet never accurately portray childhood

Nah bro Mexican moms are much worse

Slovakian grandfathers are pretty bad as well.

You can’t do anything as a hobby.
Like if they see you lifting weights, they’re like “You’re going to be a very successful power lifter when you grow up.”,
or they see you reading a book about hamsters,
“You’re going to study zoology and eventually work up your way to owning your own zoo. Correct?”,
or if you’re running, “You’re going to be a very successful distance runner, right?”,
they see you reading WebMD, “You’re going to be a successful neurosurgeon like your uncle”,
they see that you hit a big growth spurt, “You’re going to be an NBA All star. Am I right?”,
You say “I like puppies!” and suddenly they give you like an entire shelf of books on dogs.

ok but like
can you not

Russian parents?