little brother be like:

Lol same

oof

Yeah he’s a jerk to me but that’s ok

oof that sucks

Yep lol

Aren’t all younger siblings?

Wdym?

Jerks to older siblings
I see how the way I worded that confused you my bad

Oh yeah

Yeah I have a younger sister and she’s pretty evil

Yeah

She tries to get me in trouble. Always

Lol

It’s really annoying bc my mom always sided with her. And my dad avoids getting involved bc he doesn’t wanna start an argument with someone

Exactly that’s what always happens

Sides*
Damn autocorrect

Things that only the oldest child or middle child understand

Yeah

And then the youngest throws a fit when they get in any form of trouble and then they aren’t in trouble anymore. My friend and his brother locked their younger sister in a locker lmao and the locker got stuck so the janitor had to come in and get her out

Lmao

I thought that was hilarious when he told me. We actually practiced opening that locker at some stupid middle school thing this summer

Lmao

His whole family is short except his dad. His dad is 6’ 3”-6’ 4” but he’s 13 and 4’ 8”. His brother had his first year of high school last year and was barely five foot

Lol

I call him Midge. Shirt for midget

Short*

lol

if she can’t swim that wasn’t nice lol

wait why would she be on the diving board if she couldn't swim lmao

Lol

if she can’t swim that wasn’t very nice lol

Oof
XD

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