You're such a defender of the "unborn". Every fetus never born wishes a man like you could carry a pregnancy in his rectum. You'd be the champion on every zygote, embryo, and fetus aborted by every homo sapiens sapiens female since time immemorial. Why not ask your magical god to place them all snuggly up there in the safety of your holy poop shoot?
No. I am a defender of the unborn because I, along with my wife, decided to abort a pregnancy that was "inconvenient". I, and my wife, were idiots, and a day hasn't gone by that I haven't regretted it.