Bro this actually isn’t funny to me because of something that happened a few years ago. I was at urban air (a trampoline park if ur unfamiliar with the name) and I was with my older brother and his girlfriend. We were bouncing on the little units of trampolines and he accidentally double bounced me and I went flying. I was fine and thought it was fun so I asked him to do it again and he did. Next thing I k ow I’m ten feet I. The air and then I’m falling. As I’m falling my knee hits my jaw and my right lower canine tooth bits straight through my tongue. Long story short we had to go to the dentist and they said they could either cut the little bit of tongue that I had but through off or see if it would somehow heal idk. Any ways I decided to see if it would heal. Yeah... that never happened so here I am a few years later with a little piece of dead tongue and story. Hope you enjoyed it!