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1 up, 5y,
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You know absolutely nothing of lens distortion effects, right? Point the lens down, horizon arcs upward. Swing it back up, it reverses back to a normal downward curve. You can even see it slightly reverting back as the gif progresses.

The lens distortion is less once your rise higher, but this is a low earth orbit.

Seriously, I believe fringe stuff, but I draw the line at insane. There are literally tens of thousands of footages of orbit from above the obvious sphere it is that would take the entire population of China to even TRY to fabricate.

Is this flat-headdery based on your trying to warp reality backwards to fit Biblical texts, is that the problem here?
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Not with hundreds of minimal distortion footages HD cameras mounted to hot air balloons...with GPS tracking...available for your perusal on YouTube...all show a Flat, Stationary, Level horizon.

We do not live on a spinning sphere:
https://www.thedailyplane.com/high-altitude-footage/

As far as low earth orbit is concerned: no human has exceeded any altitude above LEO. https://youtu.be/FmoiwjXepHM

And your spherfy nonsense seems to forget that the biblical texts also match the Ethiopian, Egyptian, Hebrew, Mayan, Japanese, Chinese, Norse, Navajo, Hindu, Hopi, Islamic, Celtic, Mesa, Australian Aboriginal, Greek, Babylonian, Chumash, Persian, Sumerian, Slavic and Viking historically recorded descriptions of our reality (#FlatEarth)

Is your petty spherfderpery trying to warp the Flat Earth reality backwards to fit NASA’s Newtonian texts, is that the problem here?
1 up, 5y,
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So all those gps satellites you mentioned - they're in spherical orbits around a disk.

No further questions for the defendent, your honor.
1 up, 4y,
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Objections: they are in the stratosphere floating around in thermal currents OVER a plane. https://makeagif.com/i/zcANGY
1 up, 4y,
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False. I can pull out my gps and watch them progress across the sky at speeds consistent with orbital at their altitude. And reemerge on the other side about 90 minutes later from their orbit.

Objects in atmosphere at speeds like that burn up and vaporize.

Seriously, is the reason you fall for that kind of disprovable craziness actually biblical verses?
1 up, 4y,
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The have no form of propulsion and thus laws of entropy and thermodynamics step in to ruin your silly idea of “satellites” being real. And the Hebrew Torah is metaphysically coded. You should check out Stan Tenen’s work: www.meru.org
1 up, 4y,
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They don't need propulsion. Newton's laws of motion: objects in motion remain in motion till acted on, objects at rest remain at rest till acted on. You don't need to appeal to the second law of thermo, it's implied in the "until acted on" part. But that's how the universe works.

If you struggle with simple Newtonian laws of motion, your "science" goes back to the ages in which medicine still revolved around "humors" and cures involved bloodletting.

The "Bible Code" stuff is easily disprovable, because it's premised on the idea of messages "hidden" in grids of arbitrary size constructed from the text of the Torah and other books. But those "repermuted" grid dimensions amount to nothing more than skipping - in the long linear text string, arbitrary intervals of letters. Don't come up with anything every seven letters? Try every eight. Nine. Ten. Out to hundreds and thousands, near ad infinitum.

But that's mathematically nothing fancier than just redealing yourself out of a poker deck till EVENTUALLY - by the law of large numbers - you magically come up tens of thousands of hands later with a royal flush. Which means no more significance than chance.

Skeptics rightly point out in reply however that you can do the exact same thing with ANY text. They did the King James English text iirc and pulled up "Roswell" in confluence with Crash and UFO. Then they used the text of an old Supreme Court opinion from the 20s - and WOW, MIRACLE "IMPOSSIBLE" COINCIDENCES.

Except they weren't. And once you understand 8th grade math, you understand how it "works," - and the bogus claims all fall apart.
0 ups, 4y,
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So you didn’t research any of the work I had mentioned? Bible code is not only provable, it’s demonstrably accurate and metaphysically precise. #StudyHarder junior #EarthIsAPlane https://youtu.be/vE-ViyPXj4Q
1 up, 4y
One disproof renders any volume of "proof" irrelevant.

I just explained to you why any such "proof" can not be true.

That simple concept went in one proverbial ear and out the other.
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