The coolest story I ever heard on imgflip was about some guy named Jeffrey that had his car glitter bombed. Maybe you heard about that one. Come on back, there could be new stories to tell, to bring to life.
I am giving away far more upvotes than I'm getting. Let me know if you want to compare notes on how generous we each are. imgflip.com/favorites otherwise I'll do whatever I like within the terms of service.