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They still want to push their delusional agenda.

by TheRedNeckPhilosopher in politics

144 views, 10 upvotes

I MISS FUZZY WUZZY

I MISS FUZZY WUZZY | EPIPHANIES AFTER MIDNIGHT; A night lacking slumber, no peace, only strife,
My tossing and turning, annoying my wife.
Her breath warm and sweet, like jasmine on air,
She's too tired tonight, I'll find no comfort there.
Down pillows, new mattress, clean silk sheets abed,
Could not calm the tempest that raged in my head.
The feds have gone rogue, the newsmen: all liars,
Pyromaniacs hellbent on stoking more fires.
Men say they are women, talking heads swear it's true,
They scream "Follow Science" but they never do.
I doubt there are many more ludicrous sights,
Than old, rich, white democrats hating on whites...
Wait!
The very next moment peace filled up my soul,
I knew I'd been focusing on the wrong goal.
It's all really simple, the solution is clear,
Homes for the homeless, for the mournful, much cheer.
Every life will have purpose, an end to all war,
Why hasn't someone had this idea before?
I drifted to sleep on that glorious thought,
Woke up in 8 hours, thought "Shit, I forgot."
I guess maybe I'm not the answer to life,
Next time I'm just gonna wake up my wife. | image tagged in poetry background | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by TheRedNeckPhilosopher in politics

92 views, 2 upvotes

It's so much more satisfying this way.

It's so much more satisfying this way. | COHOST OF 'THE VIEW' CONCERNED POTUS DJT AND "EXTREME FAR-RIGHT MAGA" PLAN TO CENSOR HER; RELAX. SHUTTING YOU UP WITH CENSORSHIP ISN'T EVEN ON THE TABLE. REBUTTAL BABY ! THAT'S HOW THIS CULT ROLLS ! | image tagged in there is no joy in mudslingerville | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by TheRedNeckPhilosopher in politics

107 views, 7 upvotes, 1 comment

They are not like us.

They are not like us. | IF ONE OF MY NEIGHBORS DOES SOMETHING THAT BOTHERS ME, I DON'T BLOW A GASKET. I STAY CALM & TRY TO APPEAL TO HIS GOOD NATURE. IT'S A STRATEGY THAT ALMOST ALWAYS WORKS AND OFTEN LEADS TO FRIENDSHIPS. IN THE SAME SITUATION, I THINK MOST PEOPLE WILL DO THE SAME THING. IT'S CALLED "BEING A DECENT HUMAN BEING"; I SUPPOSE YOU HAVE TO HAVE A GOOD SIDE TO REALIZE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE ONE TOO. | image tagged in crazy democrats | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by TheRedNeckPhilosopher in politics

140 views, 5 upvotes

Notify Bill Gates. The nurse will see him now.

Notify Bill Gates. The nurse will see him now. | NOW IT'S OUR TURN , KLAUSS; WELCOME TO THE FU WORLD ORDER | image tagged in klaus schwab eats the bugs | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by TheRedNeckPhilosopher in politics

124 views, 8 upvotes, 1 comment

HISTORY IS BUT A SERIES OF DECISIONS.

by TheRedNeckPhilosopher in politics

195 views, 6 upvotes, 1 comment

spiderman pointing at spiderman

by TheRedNeckPhilosopher in politics

191 views, 6 upvotes

The evidence is clear.

by TheRedNeckPhilosopher in politics

103 views, 5 upvotes, 2 comments

They're drowning in an ocean of sanity and morality.

by TheRedNeckPhilosopher in politics

165 views, 6 upvotes

Epic Handshake

by TheRedNeckPhilosopher in politics

126 views, 5 upvotes

The Evil Dept.l

by TheRedNeckPhilosopher in Real_Politics

77 views, 3 upvotes

Race or hard work? Diva's need less spa days and more drills.

by TheRedNeckPhilosopher in politics

86 views, 3 upvotes

I was hiding in the bathtub,

by TheRedNeckPhilosopher in fun

102 views

The Olde Country

by TheRedNeckPhilosopher in fun

60 views