the rock yapping | I first wanted to be The Soldier from TF2, then I wanted to be The Mask from that old 1994 film, then I wanted to be Beetlejuice, but then my mom ended up making me a homemade costume by using a plain white shirt, gluing smarties to my pants, getting nerd glasses, and combing my hair back, naming the costume "Smartie Pants" that got me in first place for a Halloween costume contest for church. | image tagged in gifs,true | made w/ Imgflip video-to-gif maker