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CRAP SANTA HAS TO DEAL WITH ...

CRAP SANTA HAS TO DEAL WITH ... | CRAP SANTA HAS TO DEAL WITH ... "HE'S MAKING A LIST ..."
 
"AND CHECKING IT TWICE ..."
 
No doubt probably required by his liability insurance
coverage. You know ... "due diligence".
 
Probably also some reporting regulation.
 
Maybe he doesn't want to be accused of discrimination.
 
Now they’re saying he has to file a Gift Tax return???
Seriously???
 
And they say maybe he’s in league with Russian
government hackers??? ...
 
"How else could he get so much information?"
  
And for "border security" USCIS wants to copy his
records?
 
How the heck did he wind up on a NO FLY list???
Cold! Really cold!
 
The National Labor Relations Board is saying that it's
okay if he doesn't want the elves to unionize, but he
can't import those presents into the U.S.
 
Now the Interstate Commerce Commission is making
him stop for sleigh weigh-ins and to check load
balancing!
 
Last year New York City hit him with a huge fine for
violating their "pooper scooper" law ...
 
... Reindeer, ya know ...
 
And where the heck can he get emergency oxygen
masks that fit reindeer? The FAA jumped on him
about that last year. The sleigh looks really screwed
up now with all the extra extensions in the front!
 
And a reindeer defibrillator??
 
Did he really need to get reindeer CPR certification??
 
You wouldn't believe the size of the flight plan he has
to file!
 
He's not visiting the White House this year ...
 
restricted air space. If he gets too close, the Secret
Service has shoulder-fired surface-to-air missiles.
 
By the way, if he's a bit late this year, ... it's probably all
the new passport checks, etc.
 
We hear he’s been having problems getting his visa
renewed.
 
Supposedly he's not worried about some of these town
ordinances against "illegals". But in case he doesn't show
up there, who knows ...
 
Did Homeland Security really have to do a "full body"
search? C'mon!
 
Do you have any idea how hard it is to get reindeer
through a security scanner?
 
And how the heck did his name get on a terrorist watch
list anyway ???
 
... Well, actually, I can understand the last one ...
 
How many people travel that much ... in a year ... for
legitimate purposes?
 
And all in one night?? | image tagged in santa claus,rick75230,immigration | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Home Bathroom Upgrades

Home Bathroom Upgrades | I am SO HAPPY to live
where people know that; Home Bathroom Upgrades; SO  IMPORTANT; are                           that; COMPANIES ADVERTISE them
on TV ... CONSTANTLY ... | image tagged in bathrooms,advertising,rick75230 | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Texas Computer History

Texas Computer History | Texas Computer History; The original  
point-and-click
interface was a; Smith &
Wesson | image tagged in texas,dark humor,sick humor,rick75230 | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Texas Computer History

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SpaceX Rocket

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Elon Muck on SUCCESS!!

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She knows ...

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