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HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCOTT; WHERE EVER YOU ARE | image tagged in scott,world traveler,happy birthday | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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In my next life I want to live my life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people’s home
feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy,
go collect your pension,
and then when you start work,
you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years
until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,
then you are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school,
you become a kid,
you play.
You have no responsibilities,
you become a baby until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months
floating in luxurious spa-like conditions
with central heating and room service on tap,
larger quarters every day and then Voila!
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case. IN MY NEXT LIFE I WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE BACKWARDS.
YOU START OUT DEAD AND GET THAT OUT OF THE WAY.
THEN YOU WAKE UP IN AN OLD PEOPLE’S HOME
FEELING BETTER EVERY DAY.
YOU GET KICKED OUT FOR BEING TOO HEALTHY,
GO COLLECT YOUR PENSION,
AND THEN WHEN YOU START WORK,
YOU GET A GOLD WATCH AND A PARTY ON YOUR FIRST DAY.

YOU WORK FOR 40 YEARS
UNTIL YOU’RE YOUNG ENOUGH TO ENJOY YOUR RETIREMENT.
YOU PARTY, DRINK ALCOHOL, AND ARE GENERALLY PROMISCUOUS,
THEN YOU ARE READY FOR HIGH SCHOOL.

YOU THEN GO TO PRIMARY SCHOOL,
YOU BECOME A KID,
YOU PLAY.
YOU HAVE NO RESPONSIBILITIES,
YOU BECOME A BABY UNTIL YOU ARE BORN.

AND THEN YOU SPEND YOUR LAST 9 MONTHS
FLOATING IN LUXURIOUS SPA-LIKE CONDITIONS
WITH CENTRAL HEATING AND ROOM SERVICE ON TAP,
LARGER QUARTERS EVERY DAY AND THEN VOILA!
YOU FINISH OFF AS AN ORGASM.
I REST MY CASE. | image tagged in in my next life,baby | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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               Peace and Love; TUESDAY,  APRIL 3RD
               6PM TO 9PM; Sloatsburg Library:  Please RSVP | image tagged in peace love  scrapbooking | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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