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A Philosophy of Doctorates

A Philosophy of Doctorates | AS YOUR PH.D. ADVISOR I MUST INFORM YOU… THIS PAPER IS TERRIBLE! NO RESPECTABLE JOURNAL WILL PUBLISH THIS! I SPENT FIVE MONTHS WORKING ON THIS PROJECT. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY NIGHTS I SPENT IN THE LAB COLLECTING THIS DATA? THEN WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY ANYTHING SOONER? DON’T YOU KNOW HOW TO DO A SIMPLE LITERATURE SEARCH BEFORE EMBARKING ON A MONTHS-LONG PROJECT? WHAT REVIEWER WOULD CONSIDER ANY OF THIS WORK “NOVEL?”; AND YOU WANTED TO PRESENT THIS SHODDY RESEARCH AT THE STANFORD SYMPOSIUM? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? MONTHS OF PRECIOUS FUNDING… WASTED ON THIS RUBBISH! | image tagged in memes,american chopper argument | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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(Trans) Men Can Get Pregnant

(Trans) Men Can Get Pregnant | SEN. JOSH HAWLEY (R., MO); PROF. KHIARA BRIDGES
(UC BERKELEY LAW); NO, I DON'T THINK MEN CAN GET PREGNANT. DO YOU BELIEVE THAT MEN CAN GET PREGNANT? SO YOU'RE DENYING THAT TRANS PEOPLE EXIST. HEY SENATOR, I'M A MAN AND I WAS PREGNANT. AND I WAS MOCKED FOR SAYING "MENSTRUATING PERSON."; EPIC FAIL, HAWLEY! CAPTAIN OBVIOUS SAYS... BENNETT KASPAR-WILLIAMS (THE "PREGNANT MAN" ABOVE) IS A FEMALE-BORN BIOLOGICAL WOMAN (XX CHROMOSOMES) WHO SELF-IDENTIFIES AS A MAN (USES HE/HIM PRONOUNS), HAD TOP SURGERY (MASTECTOMY), TOOK TESTOSTERONE (HENCE THE BEARD), MARRIED A CIS-MALE (IS HE GAY OR BI?), AND BECAME PREGNANT (AS ONLY A BIOLOGICAL FEMALE CAN). (AND HAD TO SUSPEND TESTOSTERONE TREATMENT TO GET PREGNANT.); TO CONCLUDE, ANY PERSON (WHETHER MALE OR FEMALE) WHO SELF-IDENTIFIES AS A "MAN" IS IN FACT A "MAN." THAT'S JUST THE WORLD WE LIVE IN NOW. SO SEN. HAWLEY WAS WRONG. | image tagged in memes,captain obvious,aoc,josh hawley,lgbtq,transgender | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Can’t Have It Both Ways

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The Big House

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Peanut Gallery

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