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Andrew Dice Clay Kamala Harris

Andrew Dice Clay Kamala Harris | You know I like the Rams, I do.
They gotta great Offense and I respect that.
Problem is their Defense. They could be up by 21, next thing you know…
They’re givin’ it up faster
than Kamala Harris at a Job Fair! | image tagged in andrew dice clay,kamala harris,rams | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by DiceTheMan in fun

2,344 views, 3 upvotes

Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay | I don’t really have a problem with Trans people, no.
My problem is with the word “Trans”. You see ladies and gentlemen,
I’m a child of the 70’s…I gotta degree in math…and now I’m in IT.
When I hear the word “Trans”,
I’m lookin’ around for all my Vietnamese friends. | image tagged in andrew dice clay | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by DiceTheMan in fun

1,305 views, 2 upvotes

Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay | So I walk into this store and
some guy asks me to put a mask on.

Can you believe that,
they want the Diceman to put on a FACE DIAPER? So I says to this guy, I says,

“Sorry pal, I gotta medical condition…
my BALLS are Too Big!!”

OOHHHHH!! | image tagged in andrew dice clay | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by DiceTheMan in fun

957 views, 1 upvote

Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay | I like a shapely woman, I do.
Oh I’m into it…
Hips, thighs, ass, everything. My wife’s even got a little nickname for me.
Yeah, she calls me her “Blueberry Muffin”.
Why?
Cause I go right to her Thighs! OHHH!! | image tagged in andrew dice clay | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by DiceTheMan in fun

785 views, 1 comment

Andrew Dice Clay

Andrew Dice Clay | With all this Covid stuff goin' around,
I been wonderin'... Do Black people call it a Maks?
If not, why not? | image tagged in andrew dice clay | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by DiceTheMan in fun

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