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INTRO] (SOUND OF A VEHICLE DRIVING BY.) 
SNIPER: BOOM. HEADSHOT.
(CUT TO TITLE CARD. FANFARE PLAYS.)
 [SECTION 1]
 SNIPER: SNIPIN'S A GOOD JOB, MATE. S: ...IT'S CHALLENGING WORK, OUT-OF-DOORS... 
S: ...I GUARANTEE YOU'LL NOT GO HUNGRY. 
S: 'CAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY, 'LONG AS THERE'S TWO PEOPLE LEFT ON THE PLANET, SOMEONE IS GONNA WANT SOMEONE DEAD. 
(GUNSHOT.) DEMOMAN: AAEGH! AAAAAGH! (THE DEMOMAN PULLS OUT A GRENADE LAUNCHER, AND SHOOTS A FEW TIMES.) 
D: EEEAGH! (THE DEMOMAN FALLS OVER THE EDGE OF A BRIDGE, WITH HIS GRENADES EXPLODING BELOW.) S: OOH. 
S: YЕAH. DAD, I'M A... Y- UH- I'M NOT A CRAZED GUNMAN, DAD; I'M AN ASSASSIN! (A VEHICLE DRIVЕS ACROSS SCREEN.) 
S: WELL, THE DIFFERENCE BEING: ONE IS A JOB, AND THE OTHER'S MENTAL SICKNESS! 
S: I'LL BE HONEST WITH YA. MY PARENTS... DO NOT CARE FOR IT. 
S: ...I THINK HIS MATE SAW ME. (GUNSHOTS. NOT THE SNIPER'S.) 
S: YES, YES HE DID! 
[SECTION 2] (GUNSHOT. THE SNIPER'S.) 
S: FEELINGS?! LOOK, MATE. YOU KNOW WHO HAS A LOT OF FEELINGS? BLOKES WHO BLUDGEON THEIR WIFE TO DEATH WITH A GOLF TROPHY. 
S: PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS. BE POLITE. (MULTIPLE GUNSHOTS.) 
S: BE EFFICIENT. HAVE A PLAN TO KILL EVERYONE YOU MEET. 
(CUT TO ENDING SEQUENCE. FANFARE PLAYS.) 
[OUTRO] 
S: DAD! (A VEHICLE DRIVES BY.) S: D- PUT Y- PUT MOM ON THE PHONE. | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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