INTRO] (SOUND OF A VEHICLE DRIVING BY.) SNIPER: BOOM. HEADSHOT. (CUT TO TITLE CARD. FANFARE PLAYS.) [SECTION 1] SNIPER: SNIPIN'S A GOOD JOB, MATE. S: ...IT'S CHALLENGING WORK, OUT-OF-DOORS... S: ...I GUARANTEE YOU'LL NOT GO HUNGRY. S: 'CAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY, 'LONG AS THERE'S TWO PEOPLE LEFT ON THE PLANET, SOMEONE IS GONNA WANT SOMEONE DEAD. (GUNSHOT.) DEMOMAN: AAEGH! AAAAAGH! (THE DEMOMAN PULLS OUT A GRENADE LAUNCHER, AND SHOOTS A FEW TIMES.) D: EEEAGH! (THE DEMOMAN FALLS OVER THE EDGE OF A BRIDGE, WITH HIS GRENADES EXPLODING BELOW.) S: OOH. S: YЕAH. DAD, I'M A... Y- UH- I'M NOT A CRAZED GUNMAN, DAD; I'M AN ASSASSIN! (A VEHICLE DRIVЕS ACROSS SCREEN.) S: WELL, THE DIFFERENCE BEING: ONE IS A JOB, AND THE OTHER'S MENTAL SICKNESS! S: I'LL BE HONEST WITH YA. MY PARENTS... DO NOT CARE FOR IT. S: ...I THINK HIS MATE SAW ME. (GUNSHOTS. NOT THE SNIPER'S.) S: YES, YES HE DID! [SECTION 2] (GUNSHOT. THE SNIPER'S.) S: FEELINGS?! LOOK, MATE. YOU KNOW WHO HAS A LOT OF FEELINGS? BLOKES WHO BLUDGEON THEIR WIFE TO DEATH WITH A GOLF TROPHY. S: PROFESSIONALS HAVE STANDARDS. BE POLITE. (MULTIPLE GUNSHOTS.) S: BE EFFICIENT. HAVE A PLAN TO KILL EVERYONE YOU MEET. (CUT TO ENDING SEQUENCE. FANFARE PLAYS.) [OUTRO] S: DAD! (A VEHICLE DRIVES BY.) S: D- PUT Y- PUT MOM ON THE PHONE.