f**k that. 360 total security and glasswire: best free combo in existence. plus, google chrome is not unsafe if you don't use extensions that are advertised like crazy just to play a game like minecraft or something for free.

Why? IE has a HUGE security hole put in by Syrians in version 2.0 that was never fixed, even now in version 11.0, it still has that hole.

How long did it take someone to figure out this exact meme?

This is:
1. A rip-off of Undertale's choice mechanic.
2. 100% True.
3. Hilarious.