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can i please have some money for lunch now? in fun
0 ups, 7y
my name is thomas kloser. i have an oregon driver's license with ID # 3672047. I can't remember where I live or who my friends are. Could someone please lend me some money for lunch? I'm wearing a hat that says "Emerald City Trolley" and I'm wearing a red sweatshirt.
deanna in fun
0 ups, 7y
I am a homeless man in Seattle named Thomas Kloser. I have a driver's license from the state of Oregon, with ID number 3672047. I am in desperate need of a hundred bucks to get a bus ticket to Olympia. Can you help me out?
jebus and scientology in fun
1 up, 7y
this is a cult of scientists. remember how you guys hate biologists? do you think the phds in biology at the cia feel any different? do you want an intelligence community or not? christianity is therefore a threat to national security. china has the scientists they need in their military and intelligence communities. we do not and will not until... you know... we get rid of idiots like you being allowed to vote where science is concerned.
Untitled Image in fun
1 up, 7y
besides, i'm almost out. as soon as i am, i'm never coming back here. this place is insanity. christians in charge of our country's climate change agenda? that's like putting Zeus in charge of our climate change agenda. it's time for the scientists to leave, which means they probably already have. as far as i can tell, i'm the most qualified doctor in town insofar as I never would have allowed Yahweh and Jesus Christ anywhere near people suffering from a condition in which Christians might be hurt. also, i have sought help. the most helpful signs so far have come from Anonymous and Chris Poole, as far as I can tell.
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0 ups, 7y
if we're blacking out and killing christians and cops, maybe staying where we can be seen is a way to keep from hurting anyone.