Import a culture that has never produced anything but opportunistic criminals who believe that plunder, rape, incest, misogyny, murder are all religious covenants.

Act surprised when the inevitable happens and blame the people who saw it coming.

PBS will be nowhere to be found in the next budget, right?

Summoning the ghost of J Edgar Hoovah!

Indeed, the J Edgar Hoover vibes are vibin.

They're too busy in Ukraine arming real Nazis to keep their international aid money laundering operation from being exposed.