I do see (ahem) the humour here, and at the same time I want to mention that we have a blind student at the school I teach at and he's one of the most outgoing, friendly, talkative and helpful kids I've known.

Yarp

I feel that my comment "ain't nobody got time for them" has distracted from the solid humour of the OP! 😅

Guess you don't keep up with current events much 🤔

I love the music at church, but they tend to overuse those couple of upbeat happy ones at the start of the service