"Harry Potter has more plot than lotr" . . . I don't even know what to say at this point . . . . have you ever heard of the Silmarillion? I used to be a harry potter fan before I saw lotr and I was *really* proud of that and, trust me, I regret it so bad now that I've seen what real a story is.
I didn't want to ask my parents to buy it for me so I tried to find a free e-book online but the only one's I found looked terrible. Then again, I gave up pretty quickly.