I used to go to a convenience store that had a sign beside the building announcing that the parking was for customers only, and that violators would be toad. I was always looking for the witch that was going to do that!

How about NOPE!

Actually, it looks more like "hygiene".

A true indicator of how our civilization has progressed is that most kids would have to add 7 years to both numbers to be truthful.

I miss mine. :-(