Based on your excessive use of periods, I assume your stature is very short, matching your sentences. Since I am 6' 2", I'm afraid that we will not be tangoing due to the sheer height difference, which would make the experience unenjoyable for both of us.

If I eat it when I'm already trans, will I just become trans^2?

Bold of you to assume that your stupidly old book hasn't changed over the course of 2,000 or so years

I'll admit, that's actually funny.

As an lgbtq person, hell to the f**k no