Yep, it's true. Told to me by a 79 year old war vet.

"Tell me a way to prevent getting a disease which is caused by biting insects". Answer: don't bite insects. 🤪

You say collusion, I type collision....FML! 😅

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Well, this didn't end up quite capturing the essence of an experience I had.

I'm at a buddy's cottage with a group of people I don't really know. I brought steak for dinner and was grilling that shit up. Random guest brings Bratwurst sausages and suggest "we all put our food on 1 big plate and share".

Took me about 1.2 seconds to let him know that I was allergic to pork and this wasn't an option for me....lol