Well, this didn't end up quite capturing the essence of an experience I had.
I'm at a buddy's cottage with a group of people I don't really know. I brought steak for dinner and was grilling that shit up. Random guest brings Bratwurst sausages and suggest "we all put our food on 1 big plate and share".
Took me about 1.2 seconds to let him know that I was allergic to pork and this wasn't an option for me....lol
