I'm tryin' but my wolf costume is on backorder.
Apparently it's necessary if we're gonna make this happen..

So desperate for attention that you're perpetually willing to subject yourself to my mocking of you.
Are you ready to tell me for the 4th time you don't care? Because mommy is running low on bottles right now

Every sector of employment has a particular type of person that's drawn to it
Politics is usually narcissists, sometimes sociopaths pretending to be narcissists

Now to be fair, this was roughly the conversation that took place a day before:

'im going to pretend I want to deport some people and you stop me'
'ok'
'great. Now let's go sexually assault some 3 year olds..'
'hurrah'